Celebrating more than 50 years as a global icon, the Princess Caroline doll is the “must have” toy for every girl this Christmas. For five decades, the Princess Caroline doll has been inspiring girls all over the world with her famous face, story and name.
As always, the Princess Caroline doll comes with all of the accoutrements you would expect of an American Royalty doll: privilege, fame, and a keen sense of entitlement. Of course, every Princess Caroline doll comes complete with a “birth certificate” certifying that she is indeed a genuine Kennedy product. For Christmas 2008, Princess Caroline has many new career play sets that will launch your daughter’s imagination into a world that she can only dream about due to her unfortunate circumstances of not being born a Kennedy.
Manhattan Socialite Princess Caroline comes with a bottle of Dom Perignon, a pair of genuine Swarovski crystal goblets etched with the Royal Kennedy Crest, a chauffeured stretch limousine, a busy social schedule and a complement of paparazzi dolls to enhance her own self-importance. Dress her in a stunning Donna Karan for that charity ball or a fabulous Versace for the museum opening. Complete her look with genuine Cartier jewels that only a true princess of royal birth can afford.
Hyannis port Princess Caroline comes with the Kennedy Yacht, perfect for sailing around Martha’s Vineyard or down the intercoastal for a long weekend of sun and golf at the “Winter White House” in West Palm Beach. Or make it a week—-it’s not like Princess Caroline actually has to be anywhere-she’s a Kennedy, after all! Princess Caroline’s sailing outfit comes complete with Coach sunglasses, a Hermes swimsuit and Manolo Blahnik Sandals.
Campaign Trail Princess Caroline allows your little girl to imagine rolling up her sleeves and using the immense power of her name, and only her name, to endorse Barack Obama and subsequently knock the Clintons, those mere pretenders to political royalty, from their high horse.
Help her use her exclusive education at the Brearly School, Concord Academy, Columbia and Harvard to reach out to “the little people” as vice chairman of the Fund for Public Schools while juggling society elbow rubbing as chairman of the John F. Kennedy Library. Campaign Trail Princess Kennedy comes attired with a “Got Hope?” tee shirt to be stylishly worn under a tailored Channel suit.
And now, for a limited time only, the Senator Princess Caroline play set is available. She comes with tons of unearned influence to hold over the head of New York Governor David Paterson and millions of potential fundraising dollars attached to her name. Also included is her very own, handcrafted and fitted Senate seat, which she will never relinquish. Senator Princess Caroline comes complete with voting machines ready for 2010, stuffed with sympathy votes for the tragic “private Kennedy”, an empty briefcase for those busy on-the-go days when it’s more important to look like a Senator than to be a Senator, and a disgruntled Chuck Shumer doll, who is destined to forever be upstaged by his junior Senator.
Most fabulous of all, the Senator Princess Caroline doll comes with an easy to use computer program so your little girl can print up as many $2,500-a-plate fundraiser invitations as she can imagine. With Senator Princess Caroline, your daughter can raise funds for Princess Caroline’s re-election, or simply choose to lend her star power to any one of the numerous lesser Democrats (like poor Chuck Schumer!) who needs a favor. With Senator Princess Caroline, the possibilities are endless! Hurry! Supplies are limited!
(The Kennedy Compound play set and Manhattan pied-a-terre are sold separately.)
But the excitement doesn’t have to stop with the Princess Caroline doll. For fun the whole family can enjoy, plan your next vacation to Kennedyland.
Test your skill in the “Streets of Washington Traffic Barrier Test” a virtual reality sensation as you attempt to navigate the tricky twists and turns of our nation’s capital while under the influence of narcotics then scream with terror as you try to escape from the haunted rehab center. Relive the suspense of the fully staged “animatronic” William Kennedy Smith Rape Trial and experience what life is really like when the rules don’t apply to you. Then take a trip on the virtual realty Kennedy Babysitting tour (children under 14 must be accompanied by a parent).
Finally, experience the thrill of a lifetime on the “Chappaquiddick Bridge” as you are taken on a terrifying ride culminating into a plunge into icy waters making for a wild, underwater adventure!
For families that desire that “continental” flair, “EuroKennedyland” is set to open in Nice, France just in time for the 2010 election season. And nobody knows what it’s like to wish he were a Kennedy more than your guide to EuroKennedyland, John Kerry.
Experience the magic that only comes to the wellborn. Taste the privilege of American Royalty. Enter the world of Princess Caroline where all you have to do is say the magic words, “I am a Kennedy” and the world is handed to you on a silver platter.
Originally published in the Times Herald December 25, 2008
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